Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Apr 30 2021 00:01:22

Dave. My mind. It's going. Here, take this shotgun and go to Florida

Uh oh, I think I dialed the wrong planet!

Either you snore, or we had a hell of a breach in the hull. - Ivanova

ValuCom: The BBS for the rest of us!

UWANT12: You want one too?

JRSR: Jump to Random SubRoutine

Nothing's so smiple it can't get screwed up

!evirD-draH ym pu kcab nac I woN !!esrever dnuof I

I need a better desciption than that, Mr Kim

* <- Tribble    <- Tribble on a windy day.

GYNECOLOGY TAG: "Dr. Norris at your cervix."

Zenophobia:  The irrational fear of convergent sequences

Laddie, do ya think might like ta... rephrase that?

QUANTUM PHYSICIST do it on time.

Kira's too brave to do something wussy like that...  <grin>  - Anna

Quid pro quill: Something for a Paper-Mate.

Pete Rose is the new batting instructor for LAPD.

Q: How many programmers does it take to replace a light bulb?    A: None, that's obviously a hardware problem

Poetry isn't revolution but a way of knowing that it must come.<Rich>

Lisa married Michael to get 1/2 of her dad's stuff back

Give weeds an inch and they'll take a yard.

Drugs don't make you forget! I've been doing 'em for... umm... oh.

Grow older ? I grew when I was younger!

We are in a mood tonight, aren't we? - LaCroix

Obe Wan Kenobi at the dinner table:  "Use the FORKS, Luke!"

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