Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sun May 02 2021 00:01:22

Let's hope so. - O'Brien

To start your cat collection, simply open a can of tuna.

Jesus saves ... he owes a lot and can't pay

Don't be OS/SCREWED, Use Windows

Quark of Borg: I've got a wonderfull deal on assimilations today.

ramming the cucumber firmly home with a mallet

Smile - it makes people wonder what you're thinking.

Quick @TOFIRST@, what color is an Orange? "Is this Multiple Choice?"

Civilization - biggest syntax error in history!

Medicine:  used to distract the ill while nature does the healing

Yo' momma's house is is so small, the doormat just says "WEL"

Don't kick this again, I'm trying to sleep down here!!! -Odo

"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Tribbles rained down on him.

Gamera's enchantment still grows...  Mike Nelson

Q: Oh, you may not trust me, but you need me

Every person gets to heaven in their own way.

RM> I HAVE F***ING HAD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bagel: (BAY' - gul) n.  A hole surrounded entirely by con

Golf's main purpose is to teach you humility.

McCoy: "I'm going to find a pot of black coffee."

"I'm just a "Donnie-Come-Lately"" - Don Horton

Oh well.  Nothing a little plasma can't deal with. -- Trekkie

Walk into Death's jaws to steal his gold teeth.

AARRGGHH!! It IS 4 A.M. -- Taglines; No sleep!!!!

BPDI: Be Polite, Don't Interrupt
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