Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Mon May 03 2021 00:04:16

Luck:  A matter of preparation meeting opportunity.

Before marriage the three little words are "I love you," after marriage they are "Let's eat out."

Be ye fishers of men: You catch 'em, He'll clean 'em

Now is the time for drinking; now the time to beat the earth with unfettered foot. -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)

<Darn!> Now *everybody* will know I have no magic powers! :-(

Orville was fired from McDonald's for short attention-span.

Clairvoyance: the next best thing to being there

Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! - Monty Python

Joan Rivers of Borg..........Can we assimilate?

"Chastity is the most peculiar of all the sexual aberrations."

"If you do not strive with others, you will be free from blame."-Lao Tzu

Even if you win the race, you're still a rat.

We predict a great fall for mountain climbers.

Everybody quiet.  Bob's back!  Oops...hi Bob

Oh, what fools these Warners be!- The Pixie

ULTRA TOP SECRET MESSAGE, burn before reading!

Garlic?!? Mama mia! You gotta da wrong vampire!

Man is a fool, always wanting what is not.

RAP:  Acronym for (R)eally (A)wful (P)ounding.

>Splut< Umm. Were you very fond of that cat?

Virus found--decaffienates coffee.sys

*   <- Tribble     T   <- Tribble after Biology lab

Stare Mode  - Kryten

Do you doubt my word, Klingon? - Eleen

Panic, n. - The second time you can't do it the first time
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