Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Tue May 04 2021 00:01:22

"Bruce Wayne?  Why are you dressed up like Batman?" - Max Schreck

Florida: Our only ice is in our drinks!

President/Vice president is undefined. Cannot divide by zero.

ZMODEM has bigger bits, and tighter ASCII.

File cannot be copied onto itself.

Zeus gave Leda the bird.

Data: Captain, we have attained ridiculous speed

A toe is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Mexican ninja?  HA!  How about a Jewish ninja?

Humans sin by both omission as well as commission.

You don't like me, do you, Vir?  Morden

*    <- Tribble    o*o  <- Tribble bicycling

I don't have a whole bunch, but here's what I have! :)

Q:how do you confuse a dummy?   A: green

*   <- Tribble     *\  |--| /*   <- Tribble polevaulting

Programmers DO IT right the first time!

"Bother," said Pooh, as the @F-Virus scrambled his FAT

We all live under the same sky, but we don't all have the same horizon. -- Dr. Konrad Adenauer

OXYMORON : Unsung hero

Every end is a beginning -or every beginning is an end. -Sonia Braga

Larry, they're going to pull us to pieces! - Ralph Brentner

Duffer:  Golfer who needs a calculator to keep track of his score

Give me silence and I will outdare the night.

Genocide: the mass slaughter of genies.

I'll see you soon. - Sito
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