Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Mon May 24 2021 00:03:24

A farmer with lots of chickens posted the following sign.  "Free Chickens.   Our Coop Runneth Over."

Unpopular Bible Fact: Public prayer is wrong.  (Matthew 6:1-6)

Shin: part of the body used to find furniture in the dark

"Are you following this, Herb?" -- Don the Penguin

Drop 'cid not bombs

Zip up, Dick. -- Harley Stone

Nato Ergo Sum

I will say good day to you now, Sir

Real men don't use Icons

She thinks she missed the train to Mars. She's out back counting stars

Ya know, some days life is just one non sequiter after catfish.

Q: What do you call a Polock with an I.Q. of 176?    A: A village

BAD OFFICIALS: Elected by good citizens who forgot to vote

Not Gay, not Conservative, not "Politically Correct." Just ... ME!

Even mindless violence seems boring today. -Vyvyan, Young Ones

Eddie? That's a rather tender subject. Another slice, anyone?

Join the army, travel, meet interesting people, and kill them

Missed me by THAT much....Maxwell Smart

PUNNY BOOK = Why Cars Stop: M.T. Tank.

Moderator, Conf. Moderators Impersonators Conference

The AW ban has always been phonier than Bill Clinton's tears. -Chapman

FUNNY BOOK = Holmes Does It Again: Scott Linyard

Clay, have you seen my X-Men #354? - TV's Frank

Opportunities multiply as they are seized. - Sun Tzu

Shemhamforash!                                            Hail Satan!
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