Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sun Jun 20 2021 00:01:26

Napkin up the blood & entrails & move on - Joel

Vices subject to change without notice

A child squeals real loud when picked up by the ears.

EMT's....We love to play Doctor !!!!

Death is God's way of telling you that you're fired.

Sometimes you're the winshield...  Sometimes, you're the bug

I am Riker of Borg:  Your women will be assimilated<smirk>.

Please e-mail me at:  leave.packages@reardoor.com

REVERSIBLE---Dirty on both sides.

My father, Daddy Ploppy was known as Ploppy the slopper. -Ploppy

Never have a 'sleep-over' with a man wearing a cod piece

I can't be fired...Slaves must be SOLD!

Q: What happens when a body is immersed in water?  A: The phone rings.

Until next time..... goodnight everybody!!!!

Jury: 12 people selected to decide who has the better lawyer.

"How could you just...let me die?" O'Brien

C.j. Showers is to Fidonet, what The Rangers are to hockey.

Common sense says that he retired quietly. - The Cartmel Master Plan

"Bother", said Pooh as he stuffed Piglet's corpse into a trash bag

SKIERS go down fast.

DM: "You call a plasma grenade a WARNING?!?"

Searching for help in all the right places

Kansas foreplay: "Mom?  Is Dad asleep yet?"

Do Civil Engineers make more money than Rude ones?

What a dead beat!
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