Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Jul 02 2021 00:01:20

He has a very good point.

URA Redneck if your truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.

"Kosh, you old dog! You didn't tell me you were bringing a date!"

I feel better about world problems now!

People who live in wooden houses shouldn't flame.

FRA #009: Opportunity plus instinct equals profit

Nightingales sing badly - Jean Cocteau

Everybody into th' bathroom!!

Fools admire, but men of sense approve.

Leave this one, Bob.  I kind of like it. - The Joker

A kids idea on science: "In some rocks you can find the fossil footprints of fishes."

"He knows everything there is to know about the Food Chain." - Earl

I wanna whisper sweet nothings in Orville's ear

Q - What is a cow called that does not give milk?ćA - An udder failure

I am Hamlet of Borg. Prepare to be, or not to be assimilated.

Come on, Chief, it's now or never. Crusher

Diagnostics are the programs that run when nothing else will.

I just joined a car pool.  That diving board is tricky!

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

You named ALL the fish Orville!? Helps me keep the names straight.

Bad Band Name #604: Cholostomy

Beer doesn't go crazy once a month

Did you sleep good?  No, I made a few mistakes

Getting tired of children?  Ever heard of youthanasia?

Squrriels, the other white meat.
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