Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Wed Jul 14 2021 00:01:20

MOM'S HINT #225: Curfews are made to be broken.

Criticizing an egg is a lot easier than laying one

Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then you find there is nothing in it. -- James Huneker

No offence, but most eunuchs have got more balls than you

Quickest way to get into a blondes pants? Pick them up off the floor

Scott me up, Beamy!  [HIC]

Veni, Vidi, Vc         --  I Came, I Saw, I Got Drafted To Vietnam

Extinction is the ultimate fate of all species.

Be a real Ferengi #3:  Get real Star Trek autographs & then sell them.

Joel: This place is a mess! * Crow: It's dirty, too!

We've recently learned where Dolly Parton buys her bras

A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine.

Let's kill all the lawyers. --Shakespeare.

OZ Lap Top - Where the cat sleeps

Resistance Is Useless!   (If less than 1 ohm)

You have taken yourself too seriously. - The Fifth, and only, rule of the British diplomatic service

He's dead, Jim. See the letters on his shirt? 'AC/DC'

Orville couldn't win a debate against Suzy Creamcheese.

JAZZ MUSIC by Tenna Saxe

Xmas Carol >> You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"

Oh bother, said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's.

"I finally understand. This is the moment I was BORN for!" - Garibaldi

Nick Brimble? I had a nick on my brimble once - Crow

Not all of us notice the same subtleties. -- Tom Servo

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