Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Jul 29 2021 00:01:22

Doesn't everyone have a mascot on their computer?

Ve have vays of making you obey zee rules!

PONTIAC     - Pours Out Noxious Toxins In American Cities

My tagline is better than  your  tagline

Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect your mail packet

DOS 6.2...from the people who brought you EDLIN!

Real men respect women.

Right now, she is going on with her life.

Mondo bizarro

Q: How did the boss know he'd hired a Polish secretary? A: There was White-out all over the computer screen

"I derive pleasure from your reactions TO the torment." - Dire Wolf

I swear I don't use offline mail!

This cold water is a blessing! - Father Mulcahy

Exercise ? I would rather be space walking !

Learn about a lot of things and the world will open up to you

Dianne, I have in my hand a box of chocolate bunnies

Jesus lives - oh damn, there goes our Easter holidays

Ballpoint penguins; an endangered species.

Rush Limbaugh:  KKK without the sheet.

Knock knock .. Who's there? .. Recursion .. Recursion who? .. Knock knock

Okay, everybody, put away your books.  It's time for a POP QUIZ!!

Join the NTA: The National Tagline Association

A good organizer is the one who is very careful and sure to plan ahe

Life is a jigsaw puzzle with no picture on the box.

Umpires do it until they need glasses.
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