Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sat Jul 31 2021 00:01:18

Ushers do it in the dark.

No detail is too small to be overlooked.

Keyboard:  Hardware used to enter errors into a computer

Guy: Dummy screws * Tom: No, CHALLENGED screws

Never embezzle more than your employer can afford

*    <- Tribble    *    <- Tribble vs. Stick of Dynamite

Zog?  Zog what?  Zog yes, zog no? - Ivanova

Pardon my driving... I'm trying to reload, eh?

Vogon Poetry Society: Corresponding Member

Scotty! Beam me up. There is no reality here

* <- Tribble  *) <- Tribble Smilie

Just believe everything I tell you and it will all be very simple

Catastrophe: An award for a cat with nice buns

URA Moonie if you made up better words to DiC's Sailor Moon theme song

Real Newspaper Headline: Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board

Quick!  Send duck tape!  My duck is quacked!

Unlimited potential: Will stick with us until retirement -evaluationese

BULLITT:  Commanding General of the Army of Ignorance.

Yo mama's so old, she watches PBS

Korman's conclusion: The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come your way again

Hang up your logic over there.

Shirley you jest.

Zingers? ... Hardly! The items were quite humorous.

Right! Stop that! It's getting too silly

Quarantine   : A four-masted ship.

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