Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sun Aug 01 2021 00:01:24

Reality: Life without alcohol.

You can't run with the big dogs if you're peeing with the puppies.

X - Is there a recipe that starts with X?

No Great Scoundral is Ever Uninteresting

I'm the pro-business candidate -- Bill Clinton (Clinton lie)

Oh! It's Lawrence of Pasedina! -- Crow

Kiss my big white Sinbad butt, I won! - Crow

Kevin Lowe: Wonder if he's related to Rob - sure would explain a lot!

Death Star approaching.  Estimated time to firing range, 15 minutes.

You look tired

Bad boy, bad boy, what'ca goin' to do when they come for you?

Delenn: I heard the cries for revenge, for blood, for death

Rome has spoken; the case is closed. - St.Augustine

Q Ä Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? A Ä Because it was dead

Speedreading accident: I hit a bookmark.

Veni, Vidi, Vail: I came, I saw, I paid too much for a lift pass.

STRUCTURED PROGRAMMERS  DO it OD

Can bankers count?  Eight windows and only four tellers?

Q: Oui, mon Capitan

A Meester, Wanna buy some dirty peekshurs of my seester?

A fag is a homosexual man who has just left the room

Boar: (n) online BBS hog

Poke her with the Soft Cushions!!

XMAS  PARANOID:::::Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Dan nestaje, noc nastaje i bojim se
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