Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Aug 12 2021 00:01:24

Sing Dan Fae Lok, Gung Hai Fat Choi -Cantonese Chinese Christmas

Oxymoron:  A lean, stable, and innovative Microsoft product.

Command.com not found. Promote Lt. Commandr.com? (y/n?)

We compound our suffering by victimising each other.

Somalia after 3 megaton nuke: Free CRISPY Food & Parking.

Wasn't abused as a child, but should have been.

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors.

Shoot low, boys!  They're riding shetland ponies!

Norwegian foods #17:  Waterbakery

"Bother," said @F, when he looked up his name in the dictionary

One moment please: We are experiencing chocolate deprivation.

Pet are fun.  My cat likes to play Hide-and-Go-Puke

Girls just wanna have fun. Guys just wanna have girls.

Skiers do it with poles.

Dammit Jim, she's dead! Get off her! -- McCoy

XSP: eXecute Systems Programmer

XI: Execute Invalid op-code

Grrr...! (growl some)! - Wookie First Mate

"Is that freak on our payroll?" - J. R. Grimble

XBG           Xtra Big Grin

Jeez! I'm Getting Older By Leaps and Bounds!

Conservative: Deficit?  Cut school lunch funds!

The only kind of seizures we want from cops are epileptic ones.

Life: (n) Disease. Usually transmitted sexually. Fatal.

Beautiful redheads don't bother me... I wish they WOULD!

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