Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sun Aug 15 2021 00:01:30

Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

He's got a plan.  I can tell.  He's got that look. - Garibaldi

Coffee - 2 sugars - cream - and aspirin. - Sinclair

Gort - Klaatu Barada Nikto!

Gargling is a good way to see if your neck leaks

Oh, very clever, Jack!  Eat any good books lately?

URA Redneck if you've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.

Give 'em a pull.

Zero: the space left after installing OS/2.

The credit belongs to those who spend themselves in a worthy cause.

Notaries do it with seals!

Opinions of employee do not necessarily reflect those of the Company.

'Old heroes never die; the reappear in sequels' - M. Moorcock

My cat got into my DNA and now all the strands are tangled and knotted

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynaecologist

Gore's Environment book - filed under Fantasy

Quaker                    Get thy sh*t together, Friend

VELCRONOMICON - Sticky magic book

Go to work for Disney, THEN you can be DOPEY for a living

C program run. C program crash. C programmer throw up.

IBM: Ici Beaucoup Merde

SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: The remote control - Overcoming your dependency.

They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning, you can buy it back for 75 cents. --William Coronel

Joke them if they can't take a f*ck." -- Robin Williams

Quincy, Ma:  It is illegal to roller skate down a street
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