Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sun Aug 22 2021 00:01:28

Virginity is not hereditary... -- Heinlein

I try to be smart once a year. Is it 1987 yet?

RETIREMENT: When you stop living at work and start working at life.

Jesus isn't coming?  May I suggest...A BLOWJOB.

Orville's a few beers short of a six-pack.

Zen Master to hotdog vendor: "Make me one with everything."

XKF: eXecute Kermit the Frog

Earth first!  We'll abuse the other planets later

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Well, I've never seen a king of beasts with quite so little hair

Your Mama don't dance and your Daddy don't Rock & Roll

Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl mist aches.

The most endangered species; the honest man. -Neil Peart/Rush

OLD FROGS never die, they just croak

Genealogists do it in family trees.

Not high tech, not low tech, just the right tech. - Mark W. McBride

Reality is already TOO virtual.

Evil won't kill us; darn liberals & Democrats will!

Zort! - Pinky

We're talkin' the thing we did on the bridge???? - Pellinore

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Give a Moderator a brain and she'll swear she's the center of the universe

"I don't step on ants, Major." - Odo

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