Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Wed Sep 15 2021 00:01:24

I can't remember where I parked my Hard Disk

Special Agent Mulder is dead, his body will not be recovered - CM

News Flash!  Today's list of Scandalous Allegations... Tanya

URA Redneck if you have a fly-strip hanging above the kitchen table.

We are Telix of Borg, no other comm programs need be assimilated

To keep from receiving a fruitcake, send 25 cookies to

You're never too young to learn something old!

Put it on my tab. --Hercules  Tab? What's that? --Charon

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Lookee, theres enough [roadkill] for both of us.  (Beverley Hillbillies)

You have a wrong number. Please hangup the phone and press redial.

PRINTSHOP:  A program used to waste paper in massive quantities.

Meeting Troi is embarrassing.She's always blushing at my thoughts. :-)

When you're arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing

My keyboard has an F1 key, does that make me an F1 driver?

Voodoo economics...turning a profit while going bankrupt.

Silent all these years.

"Bother," said Pooh, as he quietly hid Piglet's body away.

Secret to staying young:  Find an age and stick to it.

for duty, for honor, Colonel, for all mankind... - Eisen

No man is good enough to govern another without that others' consent. --Lincoln

JABBA Ä ROTBA:  Reality On The Blink Again

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Confucius Say: Drop piano down shaft to get A Flat Minor

Custom is the best expounder of the law

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