Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Mon Oct 11 2021 00:09:56

Zo, tell me about your mother, Herr Heinlein. 

< I went pure OS/2 this time....I'm Microsoft Free!>

Bart Fargo? -- Tom Servo

Q-Tip: When a omnipotent alien gives you advice.

Oh, Boy! It's coming!

Flamma!

Leakproof seals aren't

Quit complaining, Warp installed MOST of itself

O'Brien's Law Murphy is an optimist.

Sexual harassment will not be reported, it will be GRADED!

X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X <-- Borg Fleet.

Don't eye them till you see the fire in their eyes.

Bart: I will not show off

Hear about the pregnant smoker whose child was born with a little butt

Ura Redneck if your neighbors have ever asked to borrow the light bulb

Forget it!  Gonna be a punk-rocker

I believe in the Big Book.  It's other alcoholics sharing.

QUANTUM MECHANICS do it in leaps

A twit, a flake..they're all the same to me

Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a bank line

"It's Landru. He's summoning the Body." Reger

K is for kill, what Wesley Crusher deserves

Best school: Universitus Hardest Knockus, out there in the real world

The "problem" with today's society, is that; (no one) knows how, to punctuate correctly, anymore?

Taglines are seeds for Doctorate thesis.
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