Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Mon Oct 18 2021 00:08:42

A byte for your thoughts

The Earth is our Mother & our 9 months are up

To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before the light comes on

ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume.

ROTFL; Rolling On The Floor Laughing

We're kicking this off on the right foot,,,

DOS Perot: You boot it, it then decides if it will run.

Quick fix

COMPUTERS:  They become obsolete five minutes after you leave the store.

This room is so small I have to leave it just to change my mind.

I'm busy now.  I'll ignore you later.

Flip flop (n.): 1) beach sandal; 2) Clinton Haitian stategy.

GASP!!! DONALD!!! YOU'RE NAKED!!! - Daisy Duck

CMOS.  CMOS run.  CMOS jump.  Jump, MOS, jump!

Frozen in place in thermally challenged Michigan.

JASA          Just Another Stupid Acronym

Every idiot believes that they are Cassandra.

Shhh...the Christians think they're alone up here

Rien de ce qui est humain ne m'est tranger!

Life: Too many questions, too few answers.

WOMAN.ZIP..... Great program, no documentation!

Virus detected.  OS/2 backup software stuck in R&D.  User panics.

Use your spelchecker to avoid mispellings

We're an instument of civilization. Kirk

Everyone wants to understand painting. Why is there no attempt to understand the song of the birds? - Pablo Picasso
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