Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Tue Oct 26 2021 00:01:28

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Unholy fish is more like it, sweetheart! - Vinnie

Fred Clark does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry & Curly

A career is a job that takes about 20 more hours a week.

A matter of opinion and your opinion doesn't matter.

URA Redneck if your Mom and Dad are brother and sister.

Girls just want to have lunch - A. Yankovic

"I've never never!"  -- Janet Weiss

The wages of sin are death. Pat Robertson's are $6MM/year.

"I sought understanding.  I listened to the song." - Kosh

Bad Band Name #451: Liquid Bone Dance

Don't get caught with your pants down when the lights come on.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Spaghetti and Pete's Balls.

Vulcans believe peace should not depend on force. -- Amanda, "Journey to Babel"

The divine is no less paradoxical than the vicious. - The Crow

Quality Control? You mean it might get out of hand?

Remember:  Under 10 lines or ROUTEd in Common :)

John, there's a lovely kill-floor in here... -- Mike Nelson

Your good nature will bring you unbounded happiness

Happiness is "wading" on a waterbed.

Ura Redneck if: Your porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die.

Law of Communications:

BOUYANT: The opposite of gallant; a male hive insect.

Heredity is hereditary

Oh my! Said Pooh, as he deleted his message base.

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