Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sun Nov 07 2021 00:01:36

What's a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging.

You are a computer nerd if you need a checklist to turn on the TV

Oops... Tried to steal my own aircraft!

I don't mean to brag...but I'm the greatest.

Luke Perry trapped in a burning building:  next on Rescue 90210.

Ugly girls are no-belle prize winners!

When I want your advice, I'll give it to you!

I love the FidoNet! - Anna Steven

Barney worshiper @TO@ said this: Be vewy, vewy quiet

Zoroastrism: the belief that God is actually a masked Mexican

I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it. -- Clarence Darrow

ELVES do it in fairy rings

I know this looks kinda bad, but I think I'm gonna escape... I'M WRONG!

Bobby Queen:  Winner '96 RaceNet Pick3+ Contest!

We cannot command nature except by obeying her.  -- Sir Francis Bacon

Nothing bothers me like nothing

Forrester: All my intestines cried out at once!

I'm so free of tan lines, f(x)=tan(x) is not asymptotic for me.

Law of Combat:  If short of everything but enemy, you're in combat zone.

Remember when Potato had an 'e' and we all had jobs?

This is Marv. Is your million dollars in yet? - Mike

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

* <- Tribble   *  <- Red Baron Tribble in his triplane

SHORTEST BOOK: Our Favorite Disco Songs, by Led Zeppelin

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