Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sun Nov 14 2021 00:01:22

Mousetrap (Better), n. - What we build while nature builds better mice

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You know one thing that will really make a woman mad? Just run up and kick her  in the butt. (P.S. This also works with men.)

Never invite a vampire in for a bite.

Tom: He's like a Micheal Landon * Crow: He's a bedwetter?

Headline: Night School To Hear Pest Talk

A child of 5 could funderstand this!  Fetch me a child of 5

ooh, doughnuts!"

Can I play with madness

Please adjust your Editor to 'wrap' at column 65 or less.

XXXXXXXXX BROADCAST IN STEREO (where available) XXXXXXXXX

I FOUND JESUS, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt

Lawyer: A cat who settles disputes between mice.

STRIKE: STRIKE for more pay, better hours, etc.

Dead mouse in hard drive.

Lighten up! You take yourself much too seriously!

Meadowheads and Deadheads, they just use different grass!

Xochiquetzal, Goddess of Marriage and Magic

Clinton got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory

We're tiny, we're tooney, we're all so f*<k!ng looney

Veni, vedi, VCR:  I came, I saw, I dubbed.

ROA 139.  Wives Serve, Brothers Inherit.

Palindrome: Kanakanak (near Dellingham, Alaska).

Forrester: Hello, Joel the Mole

Keep trying. We need to find out more about ST tags
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