Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Nov 18 2021 00:01:26

Que sera, slenderize: What will be, is on a diet.

A mistress is something between a mister & a matress

Just in case you wanted the source of those

Yo' momma's so stupid she tried to hang her self with a cordless phone

KEYNES WAS RIGHT

Go hence, and sin more creatively next time.

Bigot: Anyone who disagrees with a liberal.

Real Newspaper Headline: Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Train

"Bother," said Pooh, as @FN@ adjusted the french tickler

Post me no questions, I'll QWK you no lies

Recognizing a Geek: Always carries a spare pocket protector

!senilgat gnidaer emit hcum oot dneps uoY

Victoria bordering on the truly amazing.......New South Wales

Warning to criminals: Don't bother running. You'll only die tired!

Bill Clinton: Two presidents for the price of one.

Oh no! Another Bullitt! RUN!

Remember: if at first you don't succeed, DOOM -NOMONSTERS

Police Helicopters - Where things just keep whirling around!

Keep me abreast of whatever Dolly Parton is doing.

Nice Borg.  Gooood Borg.  Urk!

WNBC is gonna make me rich.

Meow culpa." - Something you'll never hear from a cat.

Mayflies do it, then die.

PUNNY BOOK = Wind In The Maple Trees: Russell Ingleaves.

URA Moonie if you think Chibi-Chibi is cute
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