Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Wed Dec 01 2021 00:01:20

We're late for English, which means we're early for lunch! - Homer

Whaddaya mean I have B.O.? Snarled Tom, fuming

PING-PONG PLAYERS do it with paddles.

Q (packing suitcase, to Picard) I'm going on an ego trip.

Klingons off the port bow

XSP: eXecute Systems Programmer

Famous last words: "What do you think *this* does?"

Good evening.  Tonight's story concerns the death of Orville Bullitt

XMODEM:  A spot-marking transfer protocol.

*   <  - Tribble   +  <- Tribble on a diet.

A mixture of admiration and pity is one of the surest recipes for affection

See the gypsy queen in a glaze of vaseline! -- Crow T. Robot

ERROR #1072:  Sorry, we had lousy beta testers.

Never waste calories. (Fuzzy Pink Niven's Law)

The black animal with white stripes is a plaything

You've just been assisted by Taglinius Addictus, the *Tagline Addict*.

JABBA Ä CYA:  Cover your a-- (ASCII?)

J. Terry Sanford, Senator (N.C.), was an Eagle Scout.

Graduate of the Gorilla Monsoon School of Broadcasting

kernel: lp0 on fire!

A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel can.

Simpler to beg forgiveness than ask permission!

He who hesitates is trampled by the mob.

OS/2 Virus scan: Found Windows.  Delete it?
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