Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Dec 03 2021 00:01:22

Zinc: Where you wash your face.

No matter how old or ugly you are, you can always find a willing ewe

Frank: I'm sorry * Dr. Forrester: I accept your appology

You're so unhip, I surprised your bum doesn't fall off.-Ford Prefect

Lost interest?  Things are so bad that I've lost apathy

You have to go on and be crazy.  Craziness is like heaven. - Hendrix

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy for ever. -- Helen Rowland

PTL: Panhandlers Turned Lorders

Emoticon:  :-{     Mustache

Nothing, of course, begins at the time you think it did. <L.Helman>

NO CARRIER... SAY WHAT?

Veni, Vidi, Vasectomy:  I came, I saw, I left in a BIG hurry!

O P Q R S T U V W

URA Redneck if every socket in yer house breaks a fire code.

Dan Quayle: America's first Vice-Presidential Inventive Speller!

Confucius Say; Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day!

Elvis is alive and well, living under the name @N@

Dolphins, hell!  Who put the Little Mermaid in my tuna?

"Honey! Did you miss me today?".."With every shot!"

Sex: M__  F__  None of your bloody business!

BEWARE!!  I STEAL TAGLINES!!

Pray for President Clinton (Psalm 109:8)

Yo mama so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.

Security to the Promenade! - Sisko

Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them. - Albert Einstein

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