Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sat Dec 04 2021 00:01:32

Just got a new car for my girlfriend.  Great trade!

Nice to see you again, @LN@. -- The Kurgan

I've got to take a break or I'll start talking to myself!

Root Emergency Procedure: type "rm -rf /* <cr>"

Yo mama so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying Hi! Hitler.

((((( This message in Stereo where available! )))))

Having the surname Git is hard for my son Spotty Little Two-faced.

A red nose can be the result of sunshine or moonshine.

DOLE: Darn Old Loosing Excuse

You borrowed money from me to buy me a birthday present! * Lister

Que sera, stabbing: What will be, will be called O.J.

Keyboard:  Device for entering mistakes into a computer.

Kats Kats Kats Kats Kats Kats Kats Kats Kats

Been there, done that, purloined the tagline

JKB said! My Cat looks for "Bugs-in-Win95"-they're the "Cats-Meoww!"

Save the trees, eat beaver.

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MY FUHER!!!! I CAN WALK!!!!!     -Dr. Strangelove

I don't bite... unless asked!

Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "I remember the last time it did that..."

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lampposts - for support rather than illumination

Q: Why is the average age of the Polish Army, 40?    A: Because they take 'em right out of high school!

Velocipede:  Very fast, many-legged creature

I'm sure all you Starfleet explorers find this absolutely fascinating!

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