Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Wed Dec 08 2021 00:01:26

ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR WATPERSON

Flawless victory.  Your soul is mine. - Shang Tsung

Yo mama is so fat, when I got on top of her, my ears popped.

Quenching a swords temper in peasants has been outlawed.

We're lost but we're making excellent time

nothing a vulture hates more than biting into a glass eye

Bill Clinton is Barney in disguise....Sorry Kids!!

Dangerous Dare:  Playing a drum solo on a Klingon's head.

Oh, it's so nice to be on a first name basis with my hostages

Def: SCROTUM: A small planet near Uranus

A rumor has no legs but gets around anyway

Put that Baroque masterpiece down! (Cleese)

We can't die, son. We're heroes! -- Elrod

Fisherman Lost at Sea: Found Floundering Around

KFC Hillary Clinton Meal: 2 sm. breasts, 2 lg. thighs, 2 left wings

File not found: A)bort, R)etry, S)earch behind couch?

Guacamol‚: Vegetarian Road Kill

Press RESET to quit

Veni, Vidi, SST...I came, I saw, I concorded.

Ooops!      >heh<      Tried to steal my own tagline.  :)

XRS'ing at <Falcon System<

*   <- Tribble     *2  <- Squared tribbles

Software containing information on shaving one's legs:  NAIRWARE.

The Declaration of Independence was the promise; the Constitution was the fulfillment

You're imagining things. - Sito
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