Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sun Dec 12 2021 00:01:28

VERY funny Scottie. Now beam up my clothes

A Fart Is The Lonely Cry Of An Imprisoned Turd

Mommy when is the pool going to be ready?  Shut up and spit

A free agent is anything but

Some politicans campaign for the funds of it

Confucious say: Man who sucks nipples, make clean breast of things

CONDOM.SYS not found! NO BARRIER

Orville's been infected with E.I.B.!

QUAKE:  DOOM wussies need not apply.

C'est la vie, Jim, but not as we know it. - Spock

Vini, Vidi, Velcro -- I came, I saw, I stuck around.

Jail's $34-Million Price Tag Doesn't Include Cell Doors

Club Wed...Niagara Falls.

LOTTERY: Just a tax on people who are bad at math.

Zipped or Unzipped - THAT is the Question

"Bother," said Pooh, as he got cattle-prodded in the groin.

PC for sale, am switching to gas heat. ... But teacher!  My

You broke my tooth! - Tom as couple kisses

Quiz--Democrats are: 1)Beyond hope 2)Lost 3)Nobody cares

So many lawyers, so few bullets.

Yo mama's so dumb, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.

Ensign Expendable.  Go see what that pulsing light is!  --Kirk

URA Redneck if you have a Civil War chess set.

Quick, I see the moderator!  Change the subject, FAST!

COMPUTERS:  It hurts your back to sit in front of one for a long time.
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