Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sat Jan 01 2022 00:01:22

Extra! Extra!.. Framer Bill dies in house.

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Redneck if there is a ham hanging from your front porch.

Today's disaster is tomorrow's archaeology

Keep your pencil sharp!

Moebius always does it on the same side

Last words: "They don't look so tough."

VI  Oxymoron: Passive aggression.

I'm a Loony Tune Muso - What's YOUR Disability?????

"Damn it, Mulder, cut the crap!" - Scully to Mulder's evasion (Pilot)

When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting.

Line noise provided by Bell Canada

EtherNet: What you use to catch the Ether Bunny.

Microsoft gives you Windows ... IBM and OS/2 give you the whole house!

VERY FUNNY TAGLINE NOT FOUND: A)bort, R)etry, or K)ender?

ROCKET SCIENTISTS do it with thrust.

Feel the power of the DARK SIDE !

Press any key to exit, press again to save file

Nice going.....Master Ninja Dipstick!

You didn't invite me... so I crashed!

New Borg Movie: The Fabulous Baker Borgs.

Can't spell lost without the LT

Q:What do you call Lum's Horns? A:Handlebars!

Computer Excuse taglines: Input error

Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny. -- Frank Zappa

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