Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Jan 06 2022 00:01:24

I'm totally relaxed. -- Tom Servo

Oh no! I think reality is on the blink again

Don't get hot and flustered. Use a bit of mustard. - Frank

Funny Name: Doodle Dangle Wang.

A reason cannot always be given for the institutions of our ancestors

Zippermakers do it on the fly.

Jesus save souls!  And redeems them for valuable cash prizes!

Circuit designers have a very low rise time.

Mortal Enemies - By U. I. Cantstand

Do you snag recipes too?

Oxymoron:  televised hearings

URA Redneck if your car's rear tires are twice as wide as the front.

Marriage is like a bank account.  You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. -- Professor Irwin Corey

Janier's an Apathetic Sociopath..    ...she'd kill you if she cared !!

Zen monk to hot dog vendor: "Make me 1 w/everything."

You have an important role as a negative example.

Vulcans never bluff.

Veni Vidi Fetuccini        (I came, I saw, I had lunch.)

Qagh...it's not just for breakfast anymore!

She if from a world alien to me now! -- Worf

NAVY SH-3H ....Thunderpig on patrol

What if we surrounded Congress and played Rock & Roll?

Yo moma's so stupid, her shoes says TGIF- toes go in front

Guy: "What's the solution?" * Tom Servo: "Saline!"

I am Gates of Borg. Prepare to be delayed

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