Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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Date : Sun Jan 09 2022 00:01:30

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"Girls who wear zippers shouldn't live alone." - John W. van Druten

Pat Buchanan's just trying to be funny.

Que sera, senior: What will be, is older than you.

Just remember, Mike.  If push came to shove, I could take ya!

Crime doesn't pay; neither does farming

Located next to Dahmer's Butcher Shoppe.

Zirofsky of Borg: I will reassimilate Alaska and Finland.

You can't throw us into space, we're trying to write a book.

UAPA(AM): Use All Power Available (And More)

I am not arguing with you, I am TELLING you.

Newman's Discovery: Your best dreams may not come true; fortunately, neither will your worst dreams

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

Cheetah + skunk = problem you can't run away from

Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always comes back for more.

Don't blame @N@, who voted for Pogo!

Grand Nagus, can you hear me? Quark

Veni, Vidi, Virtual...I came, I saw, I wasn't really there.

Your rifle doesn't need a pet name like "Mr. Happy."

A BASIC programmer who moonlights as a stripper wears a G$.

Nature has given a woman so much power that the law cannot afford to give her more. - Samuel Johnson

Locutus for Pontiac:  Excitement is irrelevant!

"Did we accidently switch to a different movie?" -- Crow T. Robot

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A rumor has no legs but gets around anyway

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