Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Jan 27 2022 00:01:30

For God's sake give me the young man who has brains enough to make a fool of himself. (Robert Louis Stevenson)

Q: Surely there must be something you want

The Bible Belt won't keep MY pants up.

Life: what a beautiful choice.

Owww - Don't bite it - I've only got one!!

A trip to the Post Office requires a bullet-proof vest

Yo' momma's hair is so short when she braided it they looked like stiches

Feces Occurs.

Can you show me where it hurts? Thank you <prod>

Cockroach Slain, Husband Badly Hurt - film at 11.

Mill-stone: a book that receives lots of disgruntled reactions.

God's existence will be proven when you give me enough money.

(A)bort, (F)ail, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)ell, (G)iveaway

Quayl of Borg: I will assimilat you.

Kirk is not politically correct

She's been "Born again" --Trouble is, she came back as herself,,,

When the going gets tough, the tough get empirical -- Jon Carroll

"Bother," said @F, as Eeyore sneezed the crack all over Owl

We were jammin' in Joe's Garage, we had no dope or LSD ... --Zappa

X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X <-- Borg Fleet.

Zippety Do-Dah, Zippety-ay. --Uncle Remus

Nancy Reagan agreed to be the first artificial heart donor.

Best way to accelerate Windows? Throw it harder...!

A Buddhist asks for hot dog: Make me one with everything.

Calvin: Calvin?  Who's Calvin?  I'm *Stupendous Man*!

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