Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sun Jan 30 2022 00:01:34

RADIOACTIVE:  If you can read this, you're sterile.

Veni, Vidi, Vatican...I came, I saw, I prayed.

X: Never let people stick worms in your ears.

The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open

VELCRONOMICON - Sticky magic book

Zoron Research, Inc. - Custom Lampwork (Glassblowing)

Perish forbid!!

Old Immortals never die.  They just... don't.

JABBA Ä IAW:  In Accordance With

IBM: It's Better 'morrow

"Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing" - Spock

"If you're God, then turn yourself into a woman!" Red Dwarf

Learn the difference between a warm heart and hot pants.

Help!  I'm being held captive in a tagline-making factory!

Her children rise up, and call her blessed. - Proverbs 31:28

"Friends don't let friends buy Rockwell modems...."

Hit ALT-H for free D/L credits?  Ok!!!  #+&+^% NO CARRIER

X-Man Criteria: Whine a lot and come back from the dead.

A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of everything before he destroys it

QuikMenu log : MATH RESCUE - 8.7173E+2132 hrs    Delete children (Y/N) ?

ROA #103. Sleep can interfere . [cut off]

You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy

Did you back it up?...........What's a backup?

A beard signifies lice not brains.

Visitors like fish shouldn't be around after three days!

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