Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Wed Feb 09 2022 00:01:36

"Is this some kind of bust?"  "Yes, very impressive."

Quasars shift red, Hot stars burn blue. Space is warped and so are U.

So, what's with this guy Gideon, anyway?  And why can't he ever remember his Bible?

Oxymoron : Rush hour

Que sera, senile: What will be, won't remember.

Boost limiter?  Naw, I ripped it out.

Have you reached a conclusion?

Just what this country needs...A good one-cent cigar! -- Winchester

Liberalism: inabililty to think without a leader.

Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story!

Law of Combat:  Tracers work both ways.

Nirvana errupts on the scene. Canine suicide climbs 86% ..hmm.

They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old,

"...Trekkies..."    >THWACK!!<  "Oww!  TREKKERS!  I mean TREKKERS!"

Q: Why didn't the doctor pay the rent on his outhouse? A: He didn't like the lawyer living downstairs

"Bother," said Pooh, as he succumbed to the West Nile Virus

A cynic laughs at anything as long as it isn't funny

Oh no, Mr. mouse. I expect you to die! - Lawrence Limburger

Watch this. I saw it in a movie once. - Tick trying to make diamonds

Never argue with a skunk, mule, woman or SysOp!

Gymnasts do it with grace.

Every silver lining has a black cloud

Users exist to provide a test load for the system

( )_( )  ( )_( )      )__(   Mickie and Minnie meet Satan

URA REDNECK WHEN: you've ever used a weedeater indoors.

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