Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Mar 18 2022 01:01:38

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TV Truth: Crime does pay, just sell your story to the movie-of-the-week.

Jesus is the one and only lasting sacrifice

Gee, they fenced the entire ocean - Crow

Quoth the Dannys:  "Never Flirt."

Newsflash: Everready bunny released: Charges were dropped

People, like turtles, make little progress without sticking their necks out

My cat can lick your cat!

Put your hand inside the puppet head -- TMBG

X-files Gillian Anderson is expected to present the cheque

Veni, Vidi, Visa. (I came, I saw, I bought.)

Neuroses are red, Melancholia's blue, I'm schizophrenic, What are you?

Gaza Strip? I thought you wanted Zsa Zsa strip

You can trust your public utility about as far as you can hand roll a bulldozer. - Edward Abbey

Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm hunting the Energizer Bunny - Elmer Fudd

ZIPidy do Da, ARCidy Day

Cats must smurgle on Mom's $120 Polartec sweatshirt

VISA LA FRANCE Don't leave your chateau without it

Unable to locate Jolt Cola.  Operater Halted.

Grammarians DO IT with punctuation

Loneliness is a birthday cake with only one piece missing.

Eval Day 30 þ Accelerate your Windows. 9.8 m/s!

Friends in low places are irrelevant - Garth of Borg

Flattery is telling a man what he thinks of himself.

I am man, I am okay!

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