Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Wed Mar 23 2022 01:01:24

Jehovah's Witnesses       Knock, knock... sh*t happens

Zen is like looking for the spectacles that are sitting on your nose.

Koliko puta si ljubila stranca i bila kao ptica kraj coveka koji ne leti

Guns Don't kill people... homicidal lemmings kill people

Fester:  Quicker.

A $500 CPU will protect a $10 surge protector every time!

Zen and the Art of Procrastination - I'll read it later.

"Duct tape, the handyman's secret weapon!"--Steve (Red Green) Smith

URA Redneck If U think potted meat on a saltine is a hors d'oeuvre.

I'm not smiling, I'm wincing. - Bruckman

Ever just seem to not be able to get around to procrastin

Don't laugh at the coffee.  Some day you, too, may be old and weak.

Vital papers will demonstrate there vitality by moving to where you cant find them

K-Mart Wine - White Trashfindel

xxx Sometimes I just C. Redd! xxx

Kung Pao Tagline: take with a glass of water!

Friends don't let friends drive to Oiler games

PUNNY BOOK = The Garden State: Ida Hoe.

Man made Booze. God made Grass. Who do you trust?

GET YOUR OWN TAGLINE !!

Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. - Dream

Xmas present?  Meg Ryan would do nicely...ÿ

Visit Tonya Harding's new vacation resort:  "Club Nancy"

Quick, gimme a hammer...there's a fly on Elminster's head!

We are operating on many levels here.  -Ken Kesey

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