Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Mon Mar 28 2022 01:14:22

Q: What has four legs and an arm?  A: A happy pit bull!

A man is rich in proportion of the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Screamin' SAMMY Sausage.

Zephyr Falcon:  Serra-keet

Programmer: (n.) one who writes programs and trusts them. An optimist.

I am Homer, of Borgprepare to be assim..OOOOHH

"Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse." - Lazarus Long

Confucius say:  "Man who put cream in tart, not always baker."

Zaphod Beeblebrox, this is a very large drink

Love got a hold on me, ain't no doubt.

Que sera, squinting: What will be, will need glasses.

Quite an rb

"Constable, would you stop doing that?!" Kira

X is an integer, Tom declared.

Your monument shall be my gentle tagline. --Tagspeare

Que sera, senile: What will be, won't remember.

Did I say your money OR your life? I meant to say AND. - Jehovah

I just fade my voice out like this and cue...

FIND YOURSELF A FRIEND....HAMMER

Want to get really stoned?  Drink wet cement

Mixed emotions is when your kid gets an  A  in sex class.

Most popular tagline: "UNREGISTERED EVALUATION COPY"

Remember things that hurt, and you will come to know true tenderness

KIRK:  I don't think these kids can steer.

The law always gives a remedy

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