Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Mar 31 2022 01:01:32

Death isn't the handicap it used to be in the olden days. --Lister.

No-body expects the Spanish Assimilation !!!!!!

(A)bort (R)epent (I)gnorant?

Zen Crafters -- Complete Enlightenment, In About An Hour!

X-Windows is a terminal disease.

Xmas Carol >> In the meadow we can build a snowman. Then pretend that he is sparse and brown

Never accept brownies from a proctologist.

You made a bad mistake - oh yeah!

Xerox never Xerox, liberals stopped using ditto's years ago

PabMail: Just another stupid TURBO BASIC XL Program!

Party at Chez Dennis!

PC:  "I mount my horse."    DM:  "It doesn't want to have sex."

Famous Last Words #02:  "You and *WHAT* army?"

MULTITASKING: Honking horn and running over cat.

Early to bed and early to rise makes it a very long day.

My laser is set to "stun"

* <- Tribble     o         <- Tribble after hair cut!

Been poisoned?  Induce vomiting!  How?  Listen to Howard Stern!

Forrester: Turn your crank to FRANK!

Vaal is Vaal. He is everything. Akuta

Fly like an Igel

XT Nostalgia?  Run Windows

Last words: "They don't look so tough."

"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" -B. Cowie

Ura Montanan if the population drops 20% when you leave the state.

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