Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Tue Apr 05 2022 01:01:32

A li'l song, a li'l dance, a l'il seltzer in your pants

"Bother," said Pooh, as he twitted Mother Nature.

Have you eaten any Pontiac dust, lately?  Dale Earnhardt has!

K-Mart $1.89 Blue Wave Special - includes stolen taglines.

I am Berman of Borg...  Plots are irrelevant...

New Cookbook: To Grill a Mockingbird by Julia Child

High-end Macintosh = a Yugo with a supercharger and Nitrous oxide.

Les dieux naissent et meurent, les atomes perdurent!

Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.

My wish list is wanting.

Husbands are like fires.  They go out if unattended

NEVER date a woman who puts ketchup on her mustard greens !

Do vegan mothers (n)ever breast feed their babies?

Q: What's the favorite TV program in little bug colonies around the nation? A: Rose-ant

You're a Redneck if your savings are out of reach for a '76 Pinto.

You're so stupid you think Word Perfect is another Bible translation.

No, just another minute on the modem, and THEN you can call 911!

Life is Sexually transmitted and Terminal

Data -(a)lytic System

New drive installed

MATHEMATICIANS work it out with a pencil.

"I'll show you amateurs how to put on a party." -- Col. Blake

Echo 3 to echo 7, @F ol' buddy, you read me?

HISTORIANS do it over long periods of time

Oh I READ the docs, I just didn't UNDERSTAND them. ;)

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