Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Wed Apr 20 2022 01:01:32

E=MC^5...nah...E=MC^4...nah...E=MC^3...ah the hec with it

The hotel of your mind had many vacancies.  (Yakko's fortune cookie)

Christians are supposed to be God's ambassadors, not His policemen

ZMODEM - French for a telecommunications device.

URA Redneck if you've ever bought a used cap.<BR>

Ziggy says it's 100% probable that you'll say "oh boy."

'Did ya put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was burning'

No, no! No applause necessary! Don't applaud, just throw money!

Viewscreen on Captain! It's Gilligans Is... Naw!

What's gray, hairy, and makes animals yawn? A wild bore

Make them eat wake

You had some happiness once, but your parents moved away, and you had to leave it behind

"'Cause they got so many eyes, you see..." -- Joel Robinson

X:  Never stick anything metal up your nose.

SUB MARINERS use their torpedoes.

*    <- Tribble    Tribble Math:  * + Food  = ************************

Dogs come when you call, cats take a message and get back to you.

Debugging UNIX is not an option.

Oh my bruvvers, I yam fallin'!!

He has a very good point.

Freq 'FINALWORD' for a text ed

Nice to see I'm not alone in my disgruntlement

URA Redneck if your mom has a spittoon under the ironing board

Game over man! Game over! -- Private Hudson

Last words: "C'mon!  We're a team!"

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
 * Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)

.