Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Apr 22 2022 01:01:22

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. -- The Best of Will Rogers

"@R," said @N, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95

XKF: eXecute Kermit the Frog

Bless me father for I have SIMMed.

Never put off to tomorrow what you can wiggle out of today.

SPAM: Soy Sauce, Potatoes, Artichokes, Marmot -Usenet Oracle

Guns don't kill people, disgruntled BATF agents kill people

Vatican II:  The Final Reckoning! -- Mike Nelson

Sailor Moon Toilet Bowl Cleaner: On behalf of the Moon, I'll polish you!

Resolve to be thyself. -- Arnold

Possessions create pain

Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling.

Stack Overflow. Press Any Key To Rebooty

Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.

Destroy this tagline after reading

Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also a prison. -- Henry David Thoreau

Natalie's bed and breakfast. - Natalie Lambert

Remember, a bird in bed is worth two in a bush.

>Actual Headlines: Drunken Driver Pays $1000 in '84

Zen football:  A long pass out of the I formation.

"Bother," said Pooh, as Micro Machines failed to run on his Nintendo

I will work to elevate you

Good: Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors. Worse: All of them.

Question and die, sayeth the CZAR!

Erbert. We live in a bloody swamp!  We need all the land we can get!!-MP

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