Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Apr 28 2022 01:01:36

'Marriage on the rocks, please'.

Before kinky sex...be fit to be tied. Fighting for peace is like having se

Recipes are for the perpetually Bored.

Veni, Vidi, V8...I came, I saw, I drank a little vegetable juice.

Father Of Our Country: Major Dad

Geoworks Ensemble = Windows4.01

A Bajoran religious leader from Star Trek:  DSN gets Kai-arrhea

Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1

I'll just nip out and shoot myself.

Great Canadian Lie #090: "You're too young for that.."

People ignore you at parties

New clinical studies show there are no answers!

Do it yourself

Useless Invention:  Papier mache step ladder.

No! Let me out of here! - Riker

Keep your enlisted giggles to yourself! - Frank to Radar

Book Title: Rusty Bedsprings: I.P. Nightly

A sense of humor is the best revenge.

Honest officer, I never saw that tagline before!

Getting books in the mail makes my day a little brighter.

Beam me up Scotty! She says she's ... pregnant!

Riker: Deanna!  That's not what I meant by a PARKING orbit!

This fall on ABC:  `Get Courtney Love'. -- Crow T. Robot

*    <- Tribble    o    <- Tribble after hairclub visit

Jesus: In Zechariah he is OUR SERVANT THE BRANCH

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