Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Jun 23 2022 01:01:30

Regrets are illuminations come too late. -- Joseph Campbell.

"Give a hug to your sysop!"

Not responsible for typographical errorrs.

One should not irritate, much less piss off, a psychopath....<Tuti>

Heterosexuality isn't normal -- just common.

A .QWK! Oh my GAWD! Step on it before it reproduces!!!

Oh, to hack with it!

Q: Temper, temper, mon capitan

Up in the sky ... it's a bird ... it's a plane ... it's BLUNDERWOMAN!

The patron Saint of accordions -- Our Lady of Spain

C:\DOS     C:\DOS\RUN     PLEASE\DOS\RUN

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and deaf husband. -- Michel de Montaigne

BBS Lingo: LSPSW: Load and Scramble PSW

Campus Crusade for Cthulhu: If your god's dead blame mine.

"Beam me aboard, Scotty!"  "Aye Sir, a 4x2?"

Lazy is taking coffee breaks between naps.

A desk is a terrible spot to view the world from

Really, I look nothing like my motherboard.

Just store me down there till we get back. -- Poltergeist

Flying is the art of throwing yourself at the ground and missing!

Questions: 50 cents.  Answers: $1

Xyzzy  --  nothing happens

Barney episodes we'll never see:  "Barney Comes Out Of The Closet."

Joe's Law:  The business contact that you have developed at great<>expense is the first person to be let go in any corporate<>reorganization

Freefall Sex: Is it stressful? Yes! You won't believe the Rush!!!

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