Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Jun 30 2022 01:01:38

The sweetness of your words suck the morning dew off the honeysuckle

Make like a GMC truck and blow.

Boost system speed by 900% - DEL C:\windoze\*.*

Everyone's got anatomy, but it looks better on a woman

ST: DSN... Star Trek: Don't Stop Now!

Zen and the Art of Procrastination - I'll read it later.

CAT.COM started.  Computer will barf a hairball in five seconds.

Oxymoron:  irate patient

Last Words: "Say, who's boss of this joint, anyhow?"

DROPPED CARRIER: No longer dating the mailman

You may be redneck if your wife goes to weddings wearing a tube-top.

Warning: CONGRESS.SYS corrupted. Reboot WASH.DC (Y/n)

* <- Tribble  *********   <* Heavy-Weight Tribble Lifter

A man's mind used to be his castle. - Cpt. Bridger (S DSV)

Yar to O'Brien.  Transport Data directly to my quarters

OLD KIDS never die, they just grow up

Dead Chihuahuas still look like large rats

Tag! Your it!

I would post taglines but then you would just steal them

I am NOT illiterate! My parents WERE SO MARRIED!!

Save the Whales - Harpoon a Honda

Cat Rule #08: Add roughage to human food by shedding in it.

Xanadu, n. - Utopian paradise. When in Xanadu, do as the Xanaduans do!

Speed Limit on Highway 69:  Lickety Split

When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it. - Anatole France

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