Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Mon Jul 11 2022 01:26:38

Growing old is NOT the same as growing wise

Hear about the political joke that got elected?

Lose weight - put a scale in front of the 'fridge

Rush Limbaugh: Proof that evolution works in reverse.

Poochy and Grinder are no longer enchanted!

Gross Ignorance:  144 Fundies.

Vampyra's been to hell. "And they kicked her out, right?"

Hell hath no pizza (probably no Thai restaurants,

Get the defibulator!  Joel Robinson

Let the force be ... your umbrella. -Plucky Duck

East to West  POW is the Best!

PREJUDICE, n.  A vagrant opinion without visible means of support.

A fault! Martina cried reservedly.

Knowing Murphy's Law won't help

Hockey players love a good puck...how about you?

Bad DM Quote: "I never knew Tiamat had so many twin sisters..."

"Hey, Michael!  Over here!" Ivanova

"Bother!?" squealed Pooh as the UFO's tractor beams seized him

The world will end at 6:14 pm. Details at eleven

Eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartruse Micro-Bus.

A good distance to be from the bagpipes is about a mile.

Postujmo Srbiju - ipak nam je ona prvi komsija !

Taking your wife to Paris is like taking a sandwich to a banquet.

NEWS! War dims hope for peace

My mother was a cold recepticle, and my father was a machine.- Harry

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