Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Wed Jul 13 2022 01:01:32

Kauffman's First Law of Airports:  The distance to the gate is<>inversely proportional to the time available to catch your<>flight

Just the other day...No! That wasn't me.

I think I exist; therefore I exist....I think.

Remember that the more you know, the less you fear!

Quit breathing... Your bad breath is destroying the ozone!

FERGIE does it to piss off Queen Elizabeth.

Rubber Chickens make superb sysops.

URA Redneck if you don't need a clean shirt to go to work.

We're all connected in the Circle of Life. --Mufasa

Question Authority...  and the Authorities will question you!

Party at Chez Smoke!

*  <-- Tribble  *  <-- tribble impaled on huge spear

XYZZY: Seen on an Ohio car, the magic word.

I see you shiver with antici.......PATION!

Double your hard drive!  DELETE WINDOWS!!!!!!

A pen may run to water, but a pencil must be lead.

Non omnia possumus omnes. We can't all do everything. - Virgil

The strongest part of any paper form is the perforation

VOYEURS like what they see.

<State security code to release protection.> - DS9 computer

Fortune is random.  Faith shoots from the hip. - Rush

RE-HYPERTAG

File not found...shall I fake it?

You all laugh because I'm different, I laugh cause you're all the same

Common BBS talk: DTITS; Don't take it too serious

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