Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Wed Jul 27 2022 01:01:26

Zenocide: the killing of ancient philosophers.

We monorail conductors are a _crazy_ breed!

Man hays the one true religion.  Several of them! -- Twain

A friend is never known until you're in need

'Bloom County'! Great...ya might as well just fall over dead right now

Deanna: Captain, I sense. . .Chocolate!

Cole's Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing

Viewscreen on Captain! It's Gilligans Is... Naw!

PUNNY BOOK = Inflammation, Please!: Arthur Itis.

How do you castrate a redneck?  Kick his sister in the chin.

We a' Bubba a' Borg! We gunna ass-SIM-uh-late yu, b'wah!

No. No, Spock!  I said a mind MELD, not MELT!!!

God created Arrakis to train the faithful. --from "The Wisdom of Muad'Dib" by the Princess Irulan

House Plants: Clay Potts

Facts Exist -- No Matter How Unpalatable !

Energize said Kirk, but the pink bunny appeared.

Beam me up Scotty. Scotty??  Ah Scotty

You're a Redneck If Ur next family reunion is a chance to meet girls.

Bad Advertising: Marlboro Running Team.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better

<snrkle>..heh..heehee...<snoffle>....haw!...Heeheeheehee!!

PUNNY BOOK = After The Corned Beef And Cabbage: Kay O'Pectate.

Diplomat: n. One who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you'll look forwaed to the trip

* <- Tribble  *-  -* <- Tribble Olympics, Duelling

Dad, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend Rush. - Chelsea

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