Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sun Aug 14 2022 01:01:22

"I admit difficulty in following this logic." - Archerfish

System Crash  (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup

Even my tagline files won't do what I want!

Vanyel Ashkevon, Tylendel and Stefen, r.i.p

Sen. James Exon & the rest of those Constitution-killers make me ­CUSS!

Kendall, get the barbarian in the corner another drink, QUICK!

MACINTOSH = Machine Always Crashes If Not The Operating System Hangs

!! FLASH !! - people are missing computers suspected!

Eat healthy, exercise, and die anyways.

Waiter, there's a @TOFIRST@ in my Tagline!

Killing is stupid; useless! -- McCoy, "A Private Little War"

"All places are distant from Heaven alike." -- Burton

A sheep won't think that a weekend stay-over entitles her to rearrange your furniture and put up new curtains

A committee is an animal with a hundred stomachs and no brains

URA Redneck if you use A Machine Gun To Shoot Gophers.

CENSUS: Sight, smell, hearing, touch and taste.

SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue. (Made you look!)

Race car drivers do it at high speeds.

Our leaders are chosen not to govern, but to serve

Redneck: father fully executes the pull my finger trick at dinnertime.

Veni, Vidi, Vice Versa...I came, I saw, I turned around and went back.

REFUGEE FROM MUNDANIA

Def: Unitarian: One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian

My wife has a split personality and I hate both of them

Greater is none beneath the sun than oak and ash and thorn.

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