Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Tue Sep 06 2022 01:01:28

Put a bag over his head, and do him for Babylon 5!--Franklin

"Just program it [Arthur's brain] to say 'where's the tea?'" -Zaphod

Vomiting: Unplanned re-examination of recent food choices

Good night Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.

Time is the wisest of all counselors.

Fido has been naughty again.  Naughty Fido

Zit:  Dog Command.

C'mon you bastards! Come at me! - Joel on guy w/gun

Error opening CLINTON.EXE * COUNTRY.USA, unrecoverable

She was only a telegraph operator's daughter, but she DI DIT DI DIT

Someone stole my kishka! - Mike as deli worker

Deflower Power

DP>> (No I do not carry Fidonet on my system.)

Parentheses - a bad habit, but I'm trying to bracket.

My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

*  <--- Tribble    **7  <--- Secret agent Tribble

Fresh outta sex rehab.

Bormnac-set here

A chocolate sundae! .. how did you know?! - D. Troi

A man is not complete until he gets married.  Then he is FINISHED.

A personal receiver? - Kirk

You can't walk in the daylight if you fly with the bats at night.

Programmers DO IT in higher levels.

"It's more like we'd rather have dental surgery!" - Yakko

Jesus loves you.  But then again, so does Barney.

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