Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Sep 08 2022 01:01:26

The Microsoft Network   Gates of bogosity.

#    <- Tribble hit by a car         + <-Balding Tribble

Zucchini is NOT the name of a circus trapeze act!

Cases of fetishists with IQ's over 150 have beem documented."--Scully

Gift Hug...One size fits all and is easy to exchange

Money: The root of all evil. Man needs roots.

You can always spot a well informed man - his views are the same as yours. - Ilka Chase

Jim Henson's Edgar Winter Babies! -- Joel Robinson

Beat me, whip me, make me write Barry Blaes Taglines

You know what sucks, Beavis? - Butt-Head

Nuclear clock stands at T - 5 minutes

Murphy's Law holds no more than eighty percent of the time. Unfortunately,

Useless Invention:  Brake oil.

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Yo mama's so ugly that for birth control, she leaves the lights on.

X-Men Wish List:  Dolph Lundgren as Colossus.

VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping

Real Racing: When The Green Flag Drops, The Bull Stops

No one's come anywhere near the panel. Odo

Programmers put it in their head

Rocotos are hot enough to raise the dead. -Peruvian folklore

A cannibal only opens his mouth to change your feet.

Keep your mouth shut and people will think you stupid; Open it and you remove all doubt

Prepare to abandon your vessel. - Kirk

XC: Log entry for pilots who leave & return to pattern

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