Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Tue Sep 20 2022 01:01:26

Elephants never forget, but dead elephants tell no tales

Blind hookers: You've really got to hand it to them!

Laugh when you can; cry when you must.

Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing?     A: She was run over by the zambonis machine

You better caveat that statement. ŽAlexander Haig

How did >you< come to your decision? Worf to Data

Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.

QUICK! Hand me the cat! The cherry bomb's lit!

<IXéY„><  jude  ><+>  HIS hand

Klingon DOS: That command or file name has no HONOUR!

JOHN F.KENNEDY - Jack In The Box

A fool and his ferret are soon parted.

The fridge light DOES go off!  Now can I get out, please?

Barfign*gen: Carsickness in a Volkswagen...

Famous Last Words #71: I think it's dead...

Best file compression around!  "DEL *.*" - 100% comp

Yankees do it until they're blue.

XT or AT, it makes a big difference.

SHORTEST BOOK: A Guide To Arab Democracies

Don't investigate this too closely. -- Donald Bellisario

"M-O-O-N, that spells sore feet." - Tom Cullen

Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you.

Stop that ship!  They didn't pay the Wormhole toll!!

Their company loves misery.

Gimme an entendre... and make it a double

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