Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Sep 23 2022 01:01:22

Come in, @TOFIRST@, and I'll show you a real Picard maneuver

Never tell a man anything he does not need to know

Females of all species are most dangerous when they appear to retreat.

Do not let the dog eat at the table, no matter how good his manners are.

"Man trapped in sewer eat shit and die"

Last week I went fishing and all I got was a sunburn, poison ivy and mosquito bites

Tomahawk Cruise Missiles - When you care enough to send the very best!

Doctor, he seemed more angry than frightened. - Uhura

Real sysops are always on the brink of divorce.

REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS:  Computer paper is cheap and flimsy.

Vote Republican, it's easier than thinking.

A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard

See what happens when you don't vote?

Sinead O'Connor in the side pocket

Hugs: One size fits all & they're easy to exchange

Zo, tell me about your mother, Herr Heinlein. 

Cats do it universally

Venusian anteater gangs-think about it for a while

Clinton's America: Criminals vs Unarmed Citizens.

Q: How do you know Clinton is lying? A: His lips are moving.

Chicken: The only thing you can eat before it's born & after it's dead

ZOOLOGISTS do it with animals

I'm nausous, I'm nausous, I'm nausous... - Filbert, in a swing

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.  -- Salvor Hardin

People say I'm an indian giver .. no, I take that back.

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